The Worst Fashion Trend of 2017: The Mens Choker Collar

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The Worst Fashion Trend of 2017: The Mens Choker Collar

I’m not gonna sit here and act like a fashion expert. When it comes to getting dressed in the morning I am the definition of shooting from the hip.

I’ll blindly throw on a pair of shorts and t-shirt, hope it matches, and then roll to class. On a good day I won’t catch any girls looking at me like I’m colorblind- which come to think of it, I very well may be.

Now, even with my extremely limited knowledge of fashion, I still know that a man wearing a “choker” collar looks absolutely ridiculous. Exhibit A: Matt Lauer.

Matt Lauer choker Collar

Matt, we get it dude, you’re hip. You’re progressive. You’re in touch with cultural happenings. We also understand that your man card is as non existent as your hairline.

Gentlemen, do not make the same mistake as Matt. Do not wear the choker collar.